instead of a coffee shop au consider instead a hell’s kitchen au and let me explain u why:
- ur otp has to live in close quarters in the dorms
- making out in the pantry
- gordon ramsay
- sexual tension at the fish station
- unfriendly competition
- gordon ramsay
- s a b o t a g e
- if they win the challenges they get to go on neat day trips together
- if they lose the challenges they have to do manual labor
- think of the possibilities this presents
- gordon ramsay
Fanfiction = My Life
Very, very rarely. But I do. Sometimes. Maybe.
i write in fact i’m writing one now.
Fanfiction has an app
I have the fanfiction app.
He’s still a hiccup
I FREAKING NEEDED THIS GIF FROM THE MOMENT I SAW THE MOVIE I MEAN VALKA IS JUST LIKE RUNNING EFFORTLESSLY OVER THE ROCKS AND HICCUP IS FALLING DOWN THEM AND SCRAMBLING UP TO KEEP PACE WITH HER JUST WHAT A DORK
I like how Toothless is there to stop Hiccup from falling on more than one occasion (ending of HTTYD, GOTNF) and here he’s just like “up you go my silly uncoordinated human we don’t have all day for this, damn your booty’s getting heavy man”
Okay but can we please just appreciate this clip
think about it
someone animated that
Oh my god, that Esmeralda, Jessica, and MALEFICENT YES
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
My aunt and uncle have two small children. One is four. One is a year old (or 22 months, as she calls it). They all live together as one happy family in a big house that she picked with their giant dog and little baby yorkie. She is a stay at home mom (by choice) and my uncle leaves on business for work on a fairly regular basis. Mind you, he pays all the bills and is very very involved with his children. He was out the other night and her parents had their daughter, so it was just my aunt and her son. She fed him this strawberry and kale smoothie, which apparently he loved. He later puked all over his crib. She posted the story on facebook along with the comment: “My husband would lose it if he saw this! #singlemomproblems”.
Now. My mother was eighteen when she had me. Two years later, she had my brother, and left my father because he beat her and he was not making any money nor was he helping with us. He would fall asleep while my mother was away working and my brother and I were running around the house (I use the term “house” loosely). So she finally left him and left everything to him except for a painting that she kept for me and what little clothes we had. She worked herself to the fucking bone to make damn sure that my brother and I were taken care of. My shithead of a sperm donor father wouldn’t give my mother a scrap of money, and she refused to take him to court. At the age of thirty eight, she finally has a job she loves, and has purchased her first house with her two teenagers. She has also provided us with cars, cellphones, and whatever else we ask for. She is sending me for my first year of college in the fall and encourages us to try new things even though we can’t really afford it. My mom was a single mother and I will forever take offense when my aunt, or any other mom with a functional, bill paying, active father and husband calls themselves a “single mom”. Same goes for single dads.
Major respect for all single parents who try their fucking best to make sure their kids have a better life than they did.
What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name.
GOD FUCKING YES, that.
THIS. WHOLE. PICTURE. <3
Oops, sorry, this picture automatically reblogged itself.
this whole picture is just great
Sorry for the color, but this HAS to be on my blog.
I Could Not Pass This Without Reblogging.
Fucking Hell to the fucking YES!
Fuck yeah look at that guy in the back just like… fuck yeah